Sadly … no, not sadly … nonchalantly, I missed the Democratic debate on Wednesday. All those car crash reviews in the press gave the impression that an old man and a former member of the Clinton Administration couldn’t conduct a mindful, provocative debate.
“The nation has witnessed, first hand, George Stephanopoulos and Charlie Gibson for who they really are: pandering yellow journalists. Carnival barkers …,” blogger Bob Cesca wrote at www.huffingtonpost.com.
Nearly 17,000 comments flooded ABC News’ Web site, many of them pouring scorn on the moderators, who were booed by the auditorium crowd near the end of the debate.
“Stephanopoulos and Gibson are the worst of hacks. Asinine nincompoopery. I’m glad they were jeered at the end,” one poster, identified only as Splendoline, wrote.
Damn! Out of all the shitty debates, from Wolf Blitzer and Anderson Cooper talking to YouTube to various debates Republicans refused to show up for, I miss this one–the one that apparently took crappy to a whole new level.
Since I missed it (as I’m really, REALLY on vacation. I got my hair done today and I’m sore all over from moving muscles other than my fingers) please feel free to fill me in where all that the negative press left out.
Other than that … seriously. He worked for the first Clinton Administration. You didn’t think that would be an issue, ABC News? Because it doesn’t matter if you leave the White House in a huff, saying you were famously disgusted and disappointed by your boss’ skirt chasing. That gives you even more reasons to say, “Hey, Disney. Maybe I should really sit this one out. Let someone who actually went to J-school and worked at a TV station in Fresno for two years have a shot. You know. Someone who didn’t just stroll in off the street after having a fight with their boss and take a job some other poor journalist, like … I don’t know … Cokie Roberts had worked so hard for and was denied yet again.”
Oh, Stephanopoulos. When will you ever learn?

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