Birthers Case Gets Tossed Out of Court

In this NOT shocking development, the birther case of a soldier charging that President Obama wasn’t HIS Commander-In-Chief because he was the son of Jor-El or something has been thrown out of court. Somehow the judge figured out that the case of Orly Taitz and the recalcitrant Army Captain was a steaming pile of gourmet whackadoodle manure.

More after the jump.

U.S. District Court Judge Clay Land tossed out on Wednesday a complaint by an Army captain fighting deployment to Iraq by questioning the legitimacy of President Barack Obama.

Land also put attorney Orly Taitz, who represents Capt. Connie Rhodes and is a leader in the national “birther” movement, on notice by stating that she could face sanctions if she ever again files in his court a similar “frivolous” lawsuit — a document that at one point the judge states that a middle school student could find irony in.

“(Rhodes) has presented no credible evidence and has made no reliable factual allegations to support her unsubstantiated, conclusory allegations and conjecture that President Obama is ineligible to serve as president of the United States,” Land states in his order. “Instead, she uses her complaint as a platform for spouting political rhetoric, such as her claims that the president is ‘an illegal usurper, an unlawful pretender, [and] an unqualified imposter.’”

I’ve tried to humor these whackadoodles. I really have. I mean, they are kind of funny. Orly Taitz’s name sounds like a cartoon character from the 1950s. Even the term “birther” has a nice “moonies” quality to it. But the fact that they’re actually wasting the time of the already slow-as-hell judicial system is mind-numbing. The judge chastised Taitz, but she really needed something heavier, like a fine, for wasting everyone’s time with her trumped up bull plucky. Of course, this is her first time-wasting offense so the worst she got was a bitching session from the judge (that she deserved), but I doubt this will stop her or her ilk from continuing to search for the Holy Grail of fake birth certificates to prove the president really is a brother from another planet.

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13 responses to “Birthers Case Gets Tossed Out of Court”

  1. Tiffany Avatar
    Tiffany

    She kind of looks like a 1950’s cartoon character too! lol!

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  2. ezparz Avatar
    ezparz

    The strangest irony is that Taitz is not a natural born citizen herself. Why is she so driven? Her supporters are following a USSR born Jew. It’s a conundrum wrapped in a parody of itself.

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  3. swiv Avatar
    swiv

    wait, she’s a doctor? LMAO. wait, so obama is superman?LMAO!!!!!

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  4. David W Avatar
    David W

    Not only is she a lawyer and a doctor, she’s also a real estate agent! I think she is considered a deity on the planet Bassackwardia.

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  5. Lisa J Avatar
    Lisa J

    I hope the bitch that filed the suit gets court-martialed or gets a non-Judicial Punishment. It says in the Uniform Code of Military Justice, which binds the behavior of every person in the armed forces, that you must pledge to uphold the Constitution and you may not disrespect the Commander in Chief, just like you would not disrespect a senior officer or ranking Non-Commissioned Officer. At worst it will only be annotated in her file and she won’t make Major.

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  6. David Wise Avatar
    David Wise

    Dig it! With an accent as thick as molasses, she has the nerve to talk. What chutzpah?

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  7. cdf Avatar
    cdf

    Who?

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  8. divaliscious11 Avatar
    divaliscious11

    The opinion is hilarious! I can not tell you, as a former law clerk, how much i would have loved to the following line to some of my opinions:"Unlike in Alice in Wonderland, saying somethng doesn’t make it true"Brilliant!

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  9. Paul Avatar
    Paul

    The birthers, the tea baggers, the screamers, and the deathers continued extreme minority presence will become tiresome to mainstream America, if it has not already done so. To all the birthers in La, La Land, it is on you to prove to all of us that your assertion is true, if there are people who were there and support your position then show us the video (everyone has a price), either put up or frankly shut-up. I heard Orly Taitz, is selling a tape (I think it’s called “Money, Lies and Video tape”). She is from Orange County, CA, now I know what the mean when they say “behind the Orange Curtain”, when they talk about Orange County, the captial of Conspiracy Theories. You know Obama has a passport, he travel abroad before he was a Senator, but I guess they were in on it. In my opinion the Republican Party has been taken over the most extreme religious right (people who love to push their beliefs on others while trying to take away the rights of those they just hate) and that’s who they need to extract from their party if they real want to win. Good Luck, because as they said in WACO, “We Ain’t Coming Out”. I heard that she now wants to investigate the “Republican 2009 Summer of Love” list: Assemblyman, Michael D. Duvall (CA), Senator John Ensign (NV), Senator Paul Stanley (TN), Governor Mark Stanford (SC), Board of Ed Chair, and Kristin Maguire AKA Bridget Keeney (SC).

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  10. krystal Avatar
    krystal

    Ez: Tru dat..One thing we have to understand though, that this is nothing but is that white supremacy being employed blatent, in our face belief that whites have complete control, domination however where they shoot themselves in the foot with this is in their laws and foolishness like this..it always comes full circle to bite them in the butt and this heffa is prime example. Because of her apparent feelings of superiority, she felt so free to present before the court and the world her case and because no one urged her to put the brakes on…she finally hit the brick wall and now the result is that this global, worldwide system that employs its activity and ideologies that whites, no matter where they may be from are superior back into the mother goose chronicles where they belong..

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  11. Spinster Avatar
    Spinster

    In my honest opinion, her ass needs to be thrown in jail/prison. How dare she waste taxpayer dollars on thsi when there are so many REAL challenges that need our (financial and other) attention. Disgusting.

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  12. Aabaakawad Avatar
    Aabaakawad

    I am quite pleased the Republicans have had the amazing moral courage to follow their ideology to the final logical conclusion and express it with in-your-face scorched-earth tactics.This will inevitably lead the party into the comfortable well-defined position of the biggest, most stable, third party we have ever had.Good!Of course the Democratic Party will then split.

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  13. Paul Avatar
    Paul

    To this point she has not been successful because she does not have any proof, documentation supporting her claims except her wild rants. You are backing the wrong horse on this one. Get someone with real credentials (Harvard, Yale Law School) not a Russian immigrant with dual US/ Israel citizenship (where are her allegiances?). Have you even thought of who is paying for all her travel, or are you telling me she independently wealthy? Sorry she has no juice because she does not have any proof, documentation supporting her claims except her wild rants. That might work in “Fake News” but not in a Court of the United States.

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