Let me rephrase that … The man has the balls of Gibraltar. When you look up “cojones” in the dictionary THAT TOME HE’S NOT DEAD IN WILL BE THE PICTURE! I’ll let Jon Stewart do the heavy lifting this time. Jon, tell us, man. What’s dah heezy with that?

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Mr. Burris goes to Washington. I swear. He’s getting all Effie White on me and ya’ll know how I feel about Effie Whites even when they’re wrong. LOVE THEM!!! With every self-smug grin and you-will-not-deny-me! glare I fall in love with his amazing level of OMFG hubris. The arrogance! Pimp rag, Tootsie Pop and a…

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I was really depressed today (don’t ask), but then Christmas came back when the President-Elect and Michelle Obama released “first day of school” pictures of the kiddies. Why? Obamas? Why can’t I quit you??? You’re just so aspirational! I can’t find my snark. I CAN’T FIND IT! (Gawker)

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Howdy folks! I’m still working on the Snob 2.0 site. (It’s going slow, but I still think I can meet the Jan. 20th deadline.) I’ve enlisted my future business mogul baby sister (aka “Baby Snob”), Deidre, to be my business partner to help me get the site’s financial house in order. She’s basically going to…

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Goodbye Hawaii. Goodbye Chicago. Hello Washington, D.C. Sidenote: There’s a debate going on in one of the threads about Michelle Obama’s appearance. Normally, I stay out of such fracas because I honestly don’t think its relevant. She’s First Lady, not a beauty contestant. But to toss in my two cents — stop. Nothing good will…

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I’m watching Democratic commentator/strategist super cool lady Donna Brazile host CNN’s “After Party,” a bipartisan, but friendly chatfest featuring the likes of conservatives and Liberals hacks, including my favorite curly haired conservative bandit, Amy Holmes. Who, on Sunday, is talking all kinds of sense right now and scaring me. (I really like the dark brown…

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… And I did not care. Why do others care? It’s Ann Coulter. She’s two steps from self-immolation just to sell a book. And she’s impervious to insults because, seriously, what can you say about the bag-o-bones that hasn’t been said before? Isn’t it just sad and funny now? Yet, this is everywhere so ……

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