Oh well. It appears a hoaxer in the form of the Daily Mail in our midst and the ridiculously huge ring rumor has proved once again that the dear internet was not to be believed, ruining my perfectly funny post on it! Sigh. But, my comments on Jay-Z rhyming Rodium with things and Kobe Bryant’s…

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Update: It’s a hoax. Never mind! Please enjoy the jokes in my hoax story. I worked so hard at them! They call Michelle Obama “the rock” of the Obama household. Now, if the internet is to be believed, she can finally wear Gibraltar on her finger. A spokesman for top Italian designer Giovanni Bosco has…

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I’m still waiting on my Michelle Obama Barbie. Seriously. Where is she? I’ll buy 20. But do you want to know what I won’t buy? All this crap created in the time honored tradition of the enterprising North American “Hustle Man/Woman.” From tacky President-Elect plates to tacky President-Elect gold plated coins, if you can slap…

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The not-quite-South-by-the-way-of-Illinois-by-the-way-of-New York HAS RISEN AGAIN! She told you she’d be back! Like the Terminator. Only this time she’s working for the O-Team. And since the saga over her possible appointment has been going on and on for more than two weeks now no one is surprised. Every day President-Elect Barack Obama’s potential cabinet keeps…

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Barack and Michelle being adorable and inspiring with Barbara Walters. Check out the rest of the interview on Faith’s blog — Acts of Faith In Love and Life.

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Best part, you can see BOTH Obama daughters in these shots. No more random dude obscuring her little, shorty-short self from view. The photos are by The Associated Press and feature the Obama family’s visit to a Chicago food pantry and Catholic school Wednesday. Hope everyone is enjoying Thanksgiving. All five Snobs of the Snob…

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Veronica Lewis bows for President-elect Barack Obama, and his family, from left, Michelle Obama, daughters Sasha, 7, (hidden) Malia, 10, distributing Thanksgiving turkeys at the food bank at St. Columbanus Catholic Church on the South Side of Chicago today. (AP Photo by Pablo Martinez Monsivais, from The Swamp political blog)

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