Word of the day

Happy Monday!

masticate: v. 1. to chew (food) 2. to grind and knead

Tony Romo’s play was so lackluster in his loss to the Giants on Sunday that he merely fell apart as New York masticated their way through his offensive line, grinding up linemen on their way to sacking Romo, while TO waited for a perfect pass that never came.

Why, oh why couldn’t you find TO in the end zone? Anyone, for that fact in the end zone. Damn you, Dallas! You were the only team I cared about (as you’re the only team I care about every season along with the Bears and in the NBA, the Lakers). You blew it. I hope all of you are proud of yourselves for all the hard work the defensive line put in. They got you the ball back with 2 minutes left on the clock and you blew it, Romo, and guy who’s not TO or Whitten who was dropping passes! Marion Barber cannot do everything. So thanks, Romo. Thanks a bundle.

Dagnabit!

daniellebelton

4 responses to “Word of the day”

  1. TheBlue Avatar
    TheBlue

    DEAR BS,I’m gonna have to call you on the fact that you did not mention TO’s teary, Hillaryesque defense of Romo after the game. I can’t wait to read your thoughts on that!Note: I am a Bears fan. Football makes me sad.www.bluejournalreport.com

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  2. The Black Snob Avatar
    The Black Snob

    My dad, who will never admit his heart break over this, straight up just turned football off and started watching college basketball, and later, the Australian Open.I didn’t get to hear TO’s cries of “Remember the Alamo!” as I was watching unkillable machines blow things up on FOX’s new “Terminator” series.

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  3. Big Sis Avatar
    Big Sis

    Da Bears? I didn’t know you were a big Sexy Rexy, El Cid, Best all-around kid Devin Hester, 1985 Super Bowl Shuffle, The Refigerator, Walter Payton liking girl. I thought we ONLY rooted for America’s team and the Lakers and down any STL team that is walking around. XOXO

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    Big Sis

    Oh and I LOVE WOTD!!! 🙂 Thank you for enriching my mind.

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