I heard about this yesterday, but I’m just now getting to it: Conservative New York Times Columnist (and all around nut job) Bill Kristol is suggesting that … wait for it … Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, wayward Negro and resident really angry dude, should be John McCain’s running mate.

“He could persuade the most impressive conservative in American public life, Clarence Thomas, to join the ticket,” writes Kristol.

In fairness, Kris-Kris name-checked other questionable people for the veep spot, including Dem-gone-bad Sen. Joe Lieberman, Gen. David Petraus and Gen. Raymond Odierno. But Thomas, the man with the least experience who got through the most contentious senate hearings to become the nuttiest self-loathing justice on the Supreme Court is maddening.

Is this a case of “balance a black guy with another black guy”? Is this one of those “black people are stupid and will vote for any black dude” ruses? Because if it didn’t work for homo-fascist, daughter-hating asshole Alan Keyes when he ran against Barack Obama for senate, and it didn’t work for Michael Steele, JC Watts and bunch of other black candidates us Negroes gave the side-eye, why would it work for Thomas who black people cannot stand? I mean, really. A lot of black people hate his ass. I just think he’s a screwy and hates himself so much that he’s bent on destroying the lives of all Negroes in an effort to save us from nice liberal white folk and the government who apparently coddles us. Never mind that this same government that seems to enjoy prosecuting black folks because it doesn’t matter if you get it right as long as a darkie is in prison at the end of the day. But hate is not a strong enough word for other individuals.

For my opinion on Thomas’ tradition of “The Crazy” click here. For Bill Kristol’s column of horrors, click here.