Google Stalking TJ Holmes: Cheatin’ In A Recession

March 1, 2009

Google Stalking TJ Holmes: Cheatin’ In A Recession

Your cheatin’ heart!

Oh, my poor little prince of deliciousness! He’s caught up in some bizarro “look how awful the Liberal media is” meme because, you know? He’s kinda made a lil’ “faux pas” about infidelity and the recession. Namely Holmes used the word “unfortunately” to describe how folks are having to dump their mistresses and himbos and since, certain folks (ahem, News Busters) have nothing better to do, they’re overrating.

CNN doesn’t value traditional marriage because they have bad jokes! Burn them!

Just how little is the sanctity of marriage and fidelity revered by the mainstream media?

Consider the following astounding statement made today by “CNN Saturday Morning News” host T. J. Holmes:

“Unfortunately, you know, people have to stop cheating in this recession. But given the recession, people are being forced to improvise a little bit more as they’re looking for a little variety out there in their lives.”

Unfortunately? Mightn’t a decline in adultery be a hidden benefit during this economic downtown?

Here’s the full (but brief) transcript of Holmes and his co-host Betty Nguyen’s five-second tease before Randi Kaye’s story about infidelity in a recession:

T. J. HOLMES, CNN HOST: Unfortunately, you know, people have to stop cheating in this recession. But given the recession, people are being forced to improvise a little bit more as they’re looking for a little variety out there in their lives.

BETTY NGUYEN: That could get a little tricky, and so we hear. And as you will see, CNN’s Randi Kaye is dishing the dirt.

If you bother to read the comments that follow on the News Busters thread, folks seem to think this one line is part of a lengthy, nutso plot by CNN to destroy America by advocating cheating as opposed to, I don’t know, just bad writing. I mean, what conspiracy? Watch enough of any 24-news-network and you’re going to hear all kinds of ridiculousness. Need one remind of O’Reilly’s fondness of any excuse to show half-nekkid women just to bash them (The horrors of Spring Break!) or MSNBC’s ENDLESS pimping of “Lock Up,” the show I REFUSE to watch?

But TJ said “unfortunately” to some tone deaf trolls. OMG! It’s the end of the world! Break out the chastidy belts and Holy Water. Seriously. Stick to bashing Rick Sanchez, News Busters. This was all kinds of lazy.

Now I’m going to go with TJ was doing one of two things:

1) Being ironic/funny. Sometimes he can catch whatever goofy newsman disease that durn Rick “Rob Riggle” Sanchez has and becomes ridiculously gilb and the jokes fall flat.

2) Freudian slip, playa player! TJ has had an … um, interesting rumored romantic life. Maybe he had to dump a girlfriend or two this recession. I dunno. Not ME of course. We’re still all kittens and rainbows.

(Source: News Busters)

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daniellebelton

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