Let see. We’ve got Puerto Ricans, Latinos (in general), Asians and Buddhists. They even “slanted” her eyes and bucked her teeth just in case you were too dense to figure out she’s supposed to be Asian! Get it? I’m almost offended that us Negroes didn’t get a little kick in the groin there, but as well all know Negroes, according to my Offensive Stereotypes for Dummies guide, are not wise. Perhaps if they’d gone with doodling “The Hateful Harridan,” they could have trussed her up in black face and a doo rag and given her a wooden rolling pin to shake at everyone.
But that would be CRAZY! No one wants to incur our wrath. We’ll sic Jesse n’ Al on you like two dogs on a biscuit. But Latinos and Asians aren’t really people. (This is America. Most folks only see in two colors: Black and white.) So obviously you can put up any offensive stereotype of our brown and yellow brothers and sisters and it won’t count. It’s like a two-fer stereotype loophole freebie! Only it’s not! Thanks National Review! In the words of Angry Asian Man: That’s racist!
PS. The magazine also touts a story of “Jonah Goldberg on his critics.” I didn’t know there were enough trees in all of the Pacific Northwest to print that tome.
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